KURT BRAUNOHLER TO JET SKI FOR GOATS!

May 19, 2014

American hero Kurt Braunohler has announced his plan to jet-ski from Chicago to New Orleans to raise enough money to send 500 goats and 1000 chickens to African families in need. The trip will be filmed by Comedy Central for a new web series called Roustabout. You can help the cause by contributing at Kurt's Indie Go Go page. Every dollar you donate will go directly to Heifer International, who will provide 1 goat and 2 chickens to a family. You can read more about the project at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/jet-ski-for-goats

Here's Kurt's jet-ski schedule for those interested...
Schedule (subject to change, obviously, because the River is a cruel mistress): May 29th – Pre-Launch show at Schubas in Chicago featuring myself, Wyatt Cenac, and Candy Lawrence.
May 30th – Launch Party 7am, Chicago’s Navy Pier – come see me off / give me words of advice
May 31st – St Louis – what will happen?
June 1st – Kaskaskia, IL – what again?
June 2nd – TBD – we should have planned this better
June 3rd – TBD – now I’m worried
June 4th – TBD – oh boy
June 5th – Arrive in New Orleans – Celebration show at One Eyed Jack’s with Kristen Schaal and more!



Kurt's album How Do I Land? is available for download from the Kill Rock Stars Bandcamp page and on cd at our online store.

WE ENGRAVE DONGS, PEOPLE

August 23, 2013

The first (of hopefully many?) Kurt Braunohler Engraved Glass Double Dongs showed up from the engraver today, and man oh man is it amazing...

Kurt Braunohler is writing a personalized message for each double dong. Click HERE to order yours. Kurt's debut stand up comedy album, How Do I Land?, is available now on cd and digitally from our Bandcamp page.

HAPPY RECORD RELEASE DAY TO KURT BRAUNOHLER!

August 20, 2013

We are pleased to announce that Kurt Braunohler's album How Do I Land, the first intentional comedy album on Kill Rock Stars, is in stores today (it's also available from our mail-order store and Bandcamp page in case your town doesn't have a record store)! You can stream selected tracks from the album below.



Kurt was interviewed by Papermag about the new album, skywriting, life in LA and the engraved double dongs that we're selling in mailorder. It's a very funny read.

DON'T FORGET TO CATCH KURT ON TOUR THIS FALL!
08/23 Denver CO High Plains Comedy Festival
08/24 Denver CO HIgh Plains Comedy Festival
08/27 Brooklyn NY Bell House
09/07 Hollywood CA Amoeba Records Monthly Charity Auction - EARLY 4PM SHOW
09/13 Miami FL Atlantic Ocean Comedy & Music Festival
09/14 Miami Fl Atlantic Ocean Comedy & Music Festival
09/15 Miami FL Atlantic Ocean Comedy & Music Festival
09/16 Miami FL Atlantic Ocean Comedy & Music Festival
09/28 Brooklyn NY Bell House - Hot Tub with Kurt and Kristen (with Kristen Schaal, Eugene Mirman, Nick Turner, Leo allen, Bridgett Everett and more!)
10/17 Tacoma WA Tacoma Comedy Club (8pm show)
10/18 Tacoma Wa Tacoma Comedy Club - Early 8pm show
10/18 Tacoma WA Tacoma Comedy Club - Late 10:30 pm show
10/19 Tacoma WA Tacoma Comedy Club - Early 8pm show
10/19 Tacoma WA Tacoma Comedy Club - Late 10:30 pm show

'KEEP IT DRY' WITH THE KURT BRAUNOHLER RALLY TOWEL!

August 14, 2013


Kurt Braunohler's How Do I Land? is coming out on Tuesday, August 20th and we've made a towel with Kurt's face on it to celebrate! Head on over to the KRS mail order store if you want to 'Keep It Dry!"
How Do I Land? is available to purchase digitally from our Bandcamp page or on cd from our mail order store.

Kurt Braunohler shares "Three Fun Things" you can do to improve the world

August 08, 2013


Papermag.com just debuted video footage of Kurt Braunohler's "Three Fun Things" track from the upcoming album How Do I Land? (in stores August 20th, 2013!) Once you watch it you'll understand why we sell shirts that say "Nothin' but net!" in our mail order department.
How Do I Land is available for pre-order on cd from our mail order department or digitally on our Bandcamp page (digital preorders include an instant download of three album tracks!)